On this site you can find hundreds (currently 638 in total) of e-mail alerts you can use with an incoming email message. All FREE !
Click on the menu item "Sounds" and choose one of the eleven soundpages.
In the menu you'll find for example the most popular tunes including "message from the darkside there is" and "captain, incoming message". In addition animalsounds, computervoices, gamesounds, shrieks, music introos, various sounds and sounds made by visitors of this site. Your special attention is asked for the recorded texts by professional voice-actors and -actrices.
Some random examples
|Nou nou nou, kijk nou toch wat ik voor je in je postvakkie heb||(38)|
|Hello, someone smells stinky! Oh, it’s me||(149)|
|Gimme some more money you bastard! (Young Ones)||(72)|